HELEN and Brian showed their lack of culinary knowledge as
the group tucked into their hearty party feast on Wednesday
night.
Accustomed to simple burgers and sausages, Helen had trouble
identifying the origin of the unusual meat.
"Dove is a bird isn't it?" she asked, munching
on a burger.
Later in the evening, her brain clunked into action again.
"Buffalo's a bit like steak I suppose, innit?" she
said.
"It is steak," Dean confirmed. Elizabeth described
how the aninmal is a relative of the cow.
Brian was also confused when Elizabeth mentioned they had
Spotted Dick for pudding. She had to explain what the sponge
desert was.
He couldn't face eating the venison, saying it would be like
devouring 'Bambi' and would upset his mum and sister if he
ate dove.
Elizabeth had no qualms in trying new foods and even ate
a chunk of meat that looked suspiciously like a "deer
todger."
Brian was disgusted by Elizabeth's carnivorous appetite.
"Will she eat dog next? Where will she draw the line?"
he questioned, to which Dean answered "human."
Munching on their heap of meat, Elizabeth came to the realisation
that they might have "lost the vegetarian vote,"
but carried on gorging until the barbeque flames died out.
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