Day 4 - Penny's luverly jubblies, Paul gets a swelling, 'Calendar' task                            <<

At 6am on Day 4, it was Penny, Paul and Brian's turn for the fire watch shift. Penny was limbering up and tried to get Bubble involved. However, it wasn't her fitness regime he was interested in and he took the opportunity to have a good letch at Penny's arse while she bent over! Suddenly it started to rain and they all rushed to the fire, concerned over failing the task therefore losing some extra 'booze money.

Later, out in the garden, Paul and Penny laid down and had a cuddle but when she left to go indoors, Brian instigated the piss-taking of Penny over how forgiving she is. They jokingly suggested that she was a 'plant' who was set to turn evil after a few weeks.

With Penny back in the garden, Narinder brought up the subject of 'boob jobs' again, specifically suggesting that the schoolteacher might have had the op. and offending her somewhat. Amid the speculation Brian just blatantly 'copped a feel' and completely got away with his cheeky manoeuvre. Bubble thought that he should have a go, but the closest he got was a hug from Penny. It turned out that her 'Bristols were, indeed, real ...and after all, Bubble should know, taking into account all those girls he's apparently bedded. Narinder apologised.*

At 2.30pm, Bubble had gone for a wa… um, lie down and the others began their new task. This was to take a picture of each contestant, to be used on a calendar for the house. Paul took charge of the digital camera and reported to Big Brother that the theme would be 'personalities' with a cheeky/sexy slant.

Amma tried to think of a pose which represented 'the calm before the storm' whilst Narinder posed in her bikini with the new axe in hand. Her seductive pose got Bubble going and prompted him to say to the other boys in his most laddish tone, "Tell you what, you would wouldn't 'ya" (i.e. give her one!)

Helen's photo was her doing the parallel splits on a rug, Elizabeth's was taken in the garden den and Brian's was taken with him under the outdoor shower, but the batteries had run-out by then. In posing for his own photo, Paul slipped on a ball and duffed his ankle in quite badly, causing it to swell-up like a tennis ball. Penny, of course, came to his aid!

At around 9.30 after dinner, they sat around the table and Helen complained that she wasn't being taken seriously, fairly unhappy that they laughed at her bread-making efforts. To this Dean dryly replied, "People laughed at your bread 'cos it was rubbish," making everyone clap and crack-up. Very undiplomatic, but highly amusing! Amma added her opinion, which was that people should listen more. However, when Brian said that he didn't want 'back stabbing' (hello Brian, this IS Big Brother you know) going on, Narinder stated that she'd be using the diary room to say exactly what she thinks. "Why pretend?" she concluded.

Later, a doctor was called to check Paul over in the diary room and confirmed that he had an 'effusion,' a swelling. Crutches were dished-out and he was told not to walk on that foot for a while. Just for a laugh, the guys helped Bubble to get inside the soft dummy from the den, which had been nicknamed Davina after the show's presenter. He then laid down in the lounge and they asked Narinder to come move what she thought was 'Davina.' Suddenly she realised it was human and let out a cry. If Bubble had been just that bit quicker to pounce it would have really made her jump but a clever and funny stunt nevertheless.

*Note from the Editor: Actually, they weren't real. Penny admitted it on Day 9.

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