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Nicola's Not The Sharpest

Nicola helped to perpetuate the received wisdom that glamour girls aren't exactly the smartest of cookies today.

Vinnie loves to wind his peers up, we all know that, and this afternoon he mentioned his 'Big Brother Diaries', suggesting that he plans to dish the dirt on his fellow housemates when he leaves the House.

"I apologise to some of you now for the Diary report when we get out," said the 45-year-old, giving a cheeky wink. However, Nicola got confused and thought that Vinnie had been publishing something daily from inside the Big Brother House. Er, no. Slight rule-break. Not to mention impossible. Der!

Vinnie re-iterated that he's got all the gossip in his head, and then, continuing the joke, declared: "The guillotine will come down on one-or-two (of you)". But dozy Nicola got confused again, asking, "What's a guillotine?"

"Did you go to school?" asked Stephen, amazed that the 27-year-old Page 3 Girl had never even heard of a guillotine before.

Yes Stephen, she went to the School of knowing-all-the-gossip-and-how-to-do-hair-and-nails. And as she ably demonstrated today, it ain't no Harvard or Oxford!

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