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Curry On Up The Khazi

There's a bit of a mystery in the Big Brother House today, and in time-honoured Big Brother tradition, it all revolves around an inexplicable shortage of toiletry essentials. That's bog roll to you and I!

Up early for his usual (annoying to watch) fitness routine, Ian noted that there seems to be a shortage of loo roll, saying, "Where the hell has it all gone? There's not that many bums in here!"

"Someone's been using a lot of tissue," noted Shilpa in response, and Jermaine wryly joked that the group's recent curry was responsible.

"I can't believe you just said that," said Ian, slightly shocked at Jermaine's, er, toilet humour, but the big guy denied that it was anything to do with him, saying that he doesn't eat the Indian cuisine.

Well, a good five rolls have just disappeared recently, and if the situation doesn't get sorted soon the show could go right down the pan. Arf!

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