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Good News: Group Fails Banking Task
The group has learnt that they've failed the two-day Banking
task, which was actually good news, seeing as that was the
real aim!
Unbeknown to Bank Directors Chantelle and Preston, the other
six housemates had contrived to sabotage the task, in accordance
with Big Bro's instructions.
And they succeeded, having failed to bag enough coins correctly
on day 1, and then bodged the building of the Bank's HQ today,
by going at a snail's pace and deliberately placing building
blocks incorrectly.
This afternoon, Big Bro wondered if the Bankers had been
motivated during the task and 'Mr Benn' lookalike Preston
nearly hit the nail on the head when he said, "It's funny...
Chantelle said they were doing it on purpose to be rubbish.
I mean, they had to be. How difficult can it be?"
But when it came time to hear the result of their efforts,
the Directors were summoned to the secret Members Club, only
to hear that although they'd made a profit in the investment
part of the task, their workers has messed-up the other two
sections.
The pair returned to the lounge looking somewhat forlorn
and sheepishly imparted the bad news. The group, still playing
along with Big Bro's twist, looked suitably disappointed.
However, Maggot was later called to the Diary Room and given
the real result to read-out to the group – they had
successfully failed two-out-of-three sections and had ultimately
passed the task. Got it?!
As the truth came out, Chantelle cracked-up and said, "You
bloody BANKERS! So it was you's lot all along?" while
Preston just slapped the table, quietly amused at the news.
For their efforts, the group have won themselves a luxury
shopping budget of £6 per head, per day.
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