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KEITH SWEARS

After Chris’ outburst last Saturday over the foul language flowing from Keith’s mouth, Claire has also confronted the popstar over his dialect. “The f***ing noise from those f***ers!” Keith exclaimed last night, commenting on the sounds of the cameramen behind the mirrors. Claire interjected: “Do you swear in front of the kids?” Keith, taken aback, replied: “No, not at all. Jesus no. It’s funny – once I go on TV it automatically starts. Perhaps it’s a subconscious thing. I didn’t realise I was as bad as I am [before now]. I don’t mean any kind of aggression in it.” “It doesn’t sound aggressive,” Claire replied. Jack offered his view that people swear to add rhythm to their speech. “Good stand-up is about rhythm,” he said. Though Keith is watching his tongue a little closer today, he still hasn’t entirely cleaned up his act. “I’ve got a f***ing headache,” he mentioned to Jack in the lounge this afternoon.