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The celebrity housemates were polishing off a greasy lunch when Big Brother told them to assemble in the girls’ bedroom. As the four rested their taut tummies on beds, Jack offered a possible explanation: “They’re probably fiddling with cameras or something.” But Anthea felt a task brewing outside those bedroom walls. “The only task they haven’t given us is a physical one,” she said, while Keith shook his head. “They were probably waiting for us to have a big fry-up before giving us a physical task,” Jack muttered. “But it’s like a bog out there.” Moments later, the group heard banging coming from the garden. “That sounds like wood-on-wood,” Jack’s expert ear detected, before speculation roused over an assault course task. “I’ve got the weakest arms in the world,” said Anthea. “I’d never get across that climbing frame.” “Well they wouldn’t give us the same climbing frame, would they?” Keith posed. When the group finally left the bedroom, they walked amongst the full assault course Big Brother had assembled for them. “Oh, my Jesus!” Keith proclaimed. After a brief debate, the celebrity housemates chose to gamble 50% of their shopping budget on the task.