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STARS IN THEIR EYES

Big Brother set the remaining four celebrities their most difficult task yet – to write, compose and perform a two to three minute song. The choice of task came about as a result of the group’s musical expertise being noted, and it was to be based on their experiences in the Big Brother House. Not only was their song writing ability being tested but they were asked to devise a dance routine to accompany it. The group initially met the news with enthusiasm, but after half an hour discussing lyrics, it all became too much for Claire who announced: “I’m going for a kip.” But Anthea refused to let her shirk responsibility and curtly said: “No, you’re not!” before turning to Keith and saying: “We’re not very good at this. When you’re a pop star, what do you do?” Well used to the musical life of boy band-hood, he was quick to offer advice: “You get the lyrics, then the musicians. You build it and if it doesn’t work, you build it again.” After a long day of hard work compiling lyrics and a tune, panic set in. Their Big Brother song posed a new problem. In mid-practice, Keith piped up: “How can you dance to blues?” But they slogged on and the resulting performance was a knockout. Finally the five stars, otherwise known as ‘To Sing for a Curry’ performed their song ‘Please bear in mind we’ve been in here for four days and we’re all tired and emotional.’ And after their astounding performance they were treated to a Chinese takeaway. Here's what they came up with: "I woke up this morning / With nothing else to do / Woke up this morning / I was in a human zoo / Got a £45 budget / to spend on food / I said forget it, honey baby, / Let’s buy a penthouse in Liverpool / Got by in the morning / With people I’d seen on TV / I was clutching my belongings / A nice big box of tea / If there was anger, / upset and downs / I’d say, honey, / get the tea pot out / We’re inside BB / We get along with each other / We’re trying our best / I work out in my vest / But the place is a mess / And me and my show tunes / My cleaning up too / My guitar plucking / My working out too / We’re stuck inside Big Brother / We got those red nose blues / So I made a run for freedom / Just couldn’t take no more tea / Got myself to Stratford town / Those Big Brother dogs they tracked me down / I travelled the world / On Wish You Were Here / I just want to know / Do I still have a career? / Now I was informed / there’d be plenty JD / But to my despair / there’s only a Jack Dee / We’re inside BB / We get along with each other / We’re trying our best / I work out in my vest / But the place is a mess / And me and my show tunes / My cleaning up too / My guitar plucking / My working out too / We’re stuck inside Big Brother / We got those red nose blues."