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JACK'S EVICTION THOUGHTS

Jack’s deadpan expressions and contradictory comments have left Big Brother baffled once again. “I’m feeling very good,” he said, slouched in the Diary Room chair. “I’m glad to be going on Wednesday.” “If you don’t go on Wednesday how would you feel?” Big Brother enquired. “I can’t think of what else to do. I’m trying to entertain myself. Everyone’s going to get on with each other till the end of time,” Jack said. “There’s no tension. It’s difficult to have a sense of drama.” Big Brother asked how he was fitting into the group: “Clearly as their leader, I interact with them individually and treat them as they need. I am the life and soul of the party. I kept morale high when they were flung into depths of despair. I have been their ray of sunshine and it will be interesting to see how they will survive without me leading them.” Big Brother asked who Jack believes will win on Friday. “Keith probably,” he said, flatly. “He has a large following of people who will be phoning all the time. I think people will think it amusing to keep me in here until Friday, out of spite.” Before leaving the Diary Room, Jack questioned their task completion prize: “Well if we are each allowed a takeaway, could you takeaway me?”