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Darnell And Lisa's Bathroom Shenanigans

Darnell invited Lisa to join him in the loo tonight, but she soon exited the smallest room screaming, before telling her peers, "It's alright, (we're) just being naughty".

Erm, what's going on?

Darnell quickly followed the surgically-enhanced sales rep out holding a cushion to his face, before exclaiming, "That sucked! That wasn't even enjoyable".

What? WHAT wasn't enjoyable?!

Lisa laughed and then high-fived the albino songwriter, building on the innuendo by saying, "It was super-quick; didn't take you long," and then adding, "It was fun while it lasted".

In response, Darnell re-iterated to his peers that what the pair had been up to was naughty, but precisely what were the sex-starved duo doing in there?

More to the point, does Darnell need to fear former (Territorial Army) soldier Mario's wrath, seeing as he's been going out with Lisa for four years now?

Nah, it turns out that the playful pair were just messing around with toothpaste... we think!

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