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Luke's (One) Redeeming Feature

Rebecca's potential partner Luke wasn't happy tonight when she admitted to him that she'd told Big Brother he doesn't have any redeeming qualities.

The all-seeing entity has been quizzing the pair about what they think of each other this week, but Bex told Big Bruv that she couldn't think of any good points for Luke.

"Please tell me there was one good point?" said Luke upon hearing the news, before telling the nursery nurse that he finds her repulsive, but entertaining. It was a backhanded compliment form the Wigan wimp, but Bex wasn't quite so complimentary, having described him as a 'skinny and lanky geek' in the Diary Room.

Gee, thanks Bex!

Stu then got in on the conversation, saying that Luke's dancing is funny to watch. However, Dale noted that the 21-year-old wasn't doing it intentionally, he's just a bad dancer.

The trainee teacher then said of his wimpy peer, "Your moustache is pretty suspect," prompting Stu to note that Luke's current facial fuzz resembles a 15-year-old boy's bumfluff. "The French theme was last week," mocked Dale as the pair double-teamed Luke, someone who couldn't grow a Stuart-like beard if his life depended on it.

However, perhaps trying to make up for her playful but negative words in the Diary Room, Bex said of her boyish would-be beau's bumfluff, "I think it looks quite good".

Yeah? 'Course it does Bex. I mean, Crowe, Pitt, Clooney, Cruise, Depp... all the Hollywood A-list dudes sport wispy little 'taches that would blow-off if the wind changed direction!

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