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Carry On Flirting
Following-on from Bex putting chocolate on Luke's ear and
licking it off last night, the pair's flirty relationship
moved a new level today.
After Darnell heaved Rebecca into the bath to join him, the
playfulness moved to the bedroom where a sopping wet Bex straddled
Luke on the bed and, well, pretty-much put her boobs in his
face!
The Wigan wimp screamed for mercy as the busty brunette pinned
him down and tickled him. "You're a nasty beast Rebecca.
Noooooo. Urrrgh!" whinged the 20-year-old as he made
his escape.
"Why, Rebecca?" faux-complained the straight-laced
student as he recovered from the 'ordeal'. "It's called
true love," suggested Kat. "It's called ASSAULT!"
replied Luke.
You just had to laugh!
The geeky politics student then moaned about (get this, chaps)
Bex putting her wet t-shirt covered breasts in his face; surely
a fantasy for many a red-blooded male?
While Mikey laughed at Luke's fake disgust, Kat accused her
geeky peer of enjoying all the attention. However, in response
Luke told Bex that she should get together with Darnell because
he admitted that he fancies her recently.
But the nutty kindergarten nurse then took-off her wet denim
shorts and hit him with 'em. "You animal!" snapped
Luke, continuing the flirting.
And when Luke instructed Rebecca to put some proper knickers
on (she was wearing a thong), Kat noted, "If it wasn't
something you enjoy, you wouldn't keep looking". Quite.
Luke then got lashed with some lingerie by Bex, and later
told Lisa during a pretend rant, "She's obsessed with
touching me. Obsessed with putting her body up-against me.
Obsessed with putting water on me and licking my earlobes!"
We have to say, the constant 'Carry On' style innuendo, the
sexual tension, Luke's apparent inexperience with women and
his prudish (and possibly gay) behaviour makes for some absolutely
hilarious viewing.
Carry on flirting, you two!
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