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Mikey Hit On The Head With Baseball

Darnell, Mohamed and Rex played a game of baseball this morning using a makeshift ball made of string, but things went awry when a clumsy Mo smacked the ball straight at Mikey's head!

With Mikey stood in the pool minding his own business, Mo whacked the ball as hard as he could when it was bowled by Darnell. However, its trajectory took it straight to the back of Mikey's neck.

"Argh, f**king hell. F**king idiots," shouted the shocked radio producer as his three peers laughed out loud. However, it was no laughing matter, despite Rex coming inside and declaring, "That is funny". Prat.

For Mikey's neck turned red instantly, and the Scot moaned, quite rightly, that it could have much worse if he'd been facing the other way. Darnell remarked that the 30-year-old had taken the accidental battering like a man, while Mohamed made sure that Mikey was okay and declared, "We've got to be careful (from now on)".

Gah, where's Mario when you need him?

He may have bored us all to death with his continual Health & Safety claptrap, but the beefy facilitator would never have let this happen to his bezzie mate!

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