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Washroom Woes

The housemates have lost the use of the bathroom again today, and it's all down to a certain bisexual big mouth!

After having spent 1 hour and 26 minutes wallowing in fish, all the housemates wanted to do was get their costumes off and take a shower. However, the showers were out-of-bounds because Gerry had been discussing nominations.

The idiot.

Upon hearing the news, Gerry pleaded with Big Bro to postpone the punishment, but sorry, the all-seeing entity doesn't do deals mate.

The researcher's moans about possibly getting a rash fell on deaf ears, as Tracey lost her rag and told him bluntly, "You shouldn't have come in the House... you shouldn't have broken the rules.

"You've just got to keep your mouth shut," concluded the raver.

About sticking to the rules, Gezza said that he respects Big Brother but then added, "But Big Brother isn't God for me".

"It IS in here," snapped Tracey.

Amen to that. You'd better start praying that the all-powerful one switches the showers back on soon Gez, or the whole House is gonna' start to smell like Billingsgate Fish Market.

Ewww, nice!

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