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Brian's Buzzing

It's another dull and rainy day outside, so you can't blame the housemates for being a bit slow to get-going today. However, a certain dippy housemate was soon out-of-bed and buzzing when Big Bro delivered the group's shopping supplies to the storeroom.

When the omnipresent power announced that the storeroom was open first thing this morning, most of the group struggled to join the land of the living. Brian, however, had no such problems and exclaimed, "Shut up!" as he leapt out-of his bed.

The data clerk made a mad dash for the storeroom to greet the bumper shop, saying, "Mmm, pizza, pizza! Yeah, pizza!" to himself as-if he was Homer Simpson!

He then ran towards the bedroom with his goodies, shouting, "Pizzas and noodles! Dude, doesn't life get better!" before doing an overly-excited sprint around the gaff in celebration.

Laughing at Brian's over-the-top behaviour, Carole said to her sleepy peers, "Er, I think that was your alarm, folks!"

Indeed, who needs annoying drilling and klaxon sounds when you can just load-up a hyper 20-year-old with luxury foods and watch him buzz around like a noisy toy!

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