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Brian's Boast Is 'BS!'
As part of the latest Enlightenment Task, the group took
an IQ test this afternoon and Brian subsequently told Big
Brother that he brought 'honesty' to the House... and then
went and told a massive whopper of a lie!
Upon exiting the Diary Room, the data clerk declared, "Gerry,
I won the IQ test. Wa-hey-heey! I'm most cleverest housemate.
Check me out!"
Gerry applauded the faux feat, while Sam just seemed amazed
and Tracey questioned the dubious claim.
"I told you I was the most cleverest housemate,"
boasted Brian, seemingly unaware that the word 'most' is not
required in that sentence. "I told you I was clever.
Everyone thought I was stupid!" added the unlikely Einstein.
And when Gerry quizzed the 20-year-old about what Big Brother
had said, Bri continued his porky pies by cheekily telling
Gezza, "They said, 'Brian, how do you feel about beating
Gerry in the IQ test?'"
But after some defensive chat from Gerry, who suggested that
knowledge and IQ are two different things, Brian suddenly
came-clean and laughed, "Gerry - April Fool's Day! I
didn't win it really".
Erm, that's the 1st of April Brian, and we're now in mid-August.
You dummy!
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