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Brian Wants A Pizza' The Action!

A while ago, Brian complained that all he was dreaming about was watching television and DVDs. Now, he's having nightmares about food, and the dominating force that is Carole even managed to penetrate his dreams-slash-nightmares!

"I had so many weird dreams last night," said the data clerk, chatting to Liam and Ziggy in the caravan this morning. "I had a dream that we had these weird pizza things. We had like the base for a pizza. We had cheese slices," added Brian.

The 20-year-old went-on to talk about how Liam had the cheese and Carole had the meat topping, but she refused to give it to Liam.

"It sounds so real," smiled Zingy, perhaps alluding to Carole's controlling manner in respect of all things related to food. Indeed, the conversation then turned to the 53-year-old's insistence in taking control of the shopping list.

"I'd like mashed potato and beans for dinner. I'd like pizza for dinner. I'd like a fried breakfast one night for dinner even, or kebabs and pitta bread," ranted Essex boy Bri as his peers kept schtum.

"I've never once done the shopping list. It's the principle of the matter," complained Brian, before adding, "It's like I'm too stupid to do the shopping list".

"I don't wanna count. I just wanna choose good stuff!" concluded the big guy.

So, Brian's getting tired of Carole dominating the food ordering duties, but now she's banned from getting involved in preparing any meals, will she still continue to 'stick her five eggs in', so-to speak?

If so, we could be set for a snack-based Showdown sometime soon!

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