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Early Morning Honesty

There was none of the usual 'sleeping-in until midday' malarkey today, as Big Bro's cock crowed at the ridiculously early time of 8.30am to wake-up the group. Good!

The half-asleep housemates were duly sent to the garden for an early-morning Honesty session, where they had to take it in turns to say what they didn't like about each other's looks.

Guru Ziggy started things off, telling Jonty, "When you fart, your face squares in". Mind you, the museum assistant guffs so often, that the group gets plenty of chance to see it!

"Twinnies, the one thing I dislike about your looks is your deformed feet," admitted Brian, and they in-turn chose to diss Liam's plates of meat.

Keeping the theme going – which was basically a cop-out because no-one really likes feet unless they're fetishists – Liam then criticised Kara-Louise's tootsies. The latecomer, however, wasn't keen on Carole's ample bust, mainly because she was jealous and was happy to admit it.

Carole wasn't a fan of Gerry's burgeoning belly and his constant talk about it, and Gerry tried to be clever by telling Trace' that he disliked the fact she was born a woman, "Because it means I can't have you as I'd like to". Groan.

Finally, Tracey laid into Ziggy's eyebrows, possibly not the best way to ingratiate yourself to your Guru?

Anyway, when the session was over the bleary-eyed bunch retreated to bed... no doubt to get some much-needed beauty sleep!

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