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Brian Defines The Term 'Yoghurt Top'

Big Brother recently asked Brian to define what a 'yoghurt top' actually is, and the 20-year-old data clerk was happy to give an explanation of his unique-but-silly derogatory term.

Laughing in the gormless manner that we're now been accustomed to, Brian said, "A yoghurt top? A yoghurt top's like a dilly... you know, like an idiot. Like, 'Oh you're a yoghurt top!'"

BB then asked why yoghurt top means 'idiot', and Bri explained while miming his explanation, "It's the annoying thing, you pull-off the yoghurt top and it's got a bit of the yoghurt still stuck on it, so you've gotta' lick it off; it's like... arggh... and then you gotta' put it in the bin and everything".

He went on: "It's so much effort; it's a long thing is a yoghurt top. So annoyed... arrgh. That bl**dy yoghurt top again. Why does the yoghurt have to stick to the top of the yoghurt top? Like the yoghurt actually sticks to it and then you have to lick it off, so then I end up with a load of yoghurt on my nose and everything".

Finally, he concluded, "Then I look like a yoghurt top with my yoghurt face".

Riiiight. We get ya'. Erm...

Okay, so we're still none-the-wiser; all we know is that he said the word yoghurt a lot... the complete yoghurt top!

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