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Nikki Chills In The Midday Sun

Nikki went for a trademark tantrum around midday today, and we bet you can't guess why? Oh, you can? Damn!

Yep, the child-like 24-year-old was feeling the cold, so she stormed past Richard – telling him that his opinion didn't count – on her way to the Diary Room, berating Big Bro before she'd even got through the door.

"What are you trying to do to us?" snapped the wrinkly-faced whinger, adding, "How are we supposed to get out of bed with this f*****g blizzard?"

But feisty female Big Brother was not around to stand-up to Nikki, and instead she encountered the soothing (but incomprehensible) tones of Welsh Big Bro... which nearly sent her over the edge!

Having dubbed the all-seeing entity a moron, the promo girl soon called on native speaker Glyn for help, and was duly told that Big Brother had noted her request, in true textbook style.

It goes without saying that she threw a screaming hissy-fit in response, but then bizarrely chose to put-on her coat rather than soak-up the sun outside.

Eventually, in something of a 'No sh*t, Sherlock' moment, the Middlesex moaner declared, "I'm going outside. It's warmer out here". However, as she chilled-out in the midday sun she kept her coat on... complete with fur-edged hood pulled firmly over her aircon-chilled bonce.

To paraphrase the girl herself, 'Where DID they get her?!'

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