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Group Told The Nominees, Autobro' Malfunctions

The group were gathered together this afternoon to be told the result of yesterday's tenth round of nominations. However, Automated Big Brother malfunctioned just at the wrong time. Typical!

"This is Automated Big Brother...." began the machine, but then things started to go wrong as it went a bit 'Max Headroom' (an 80's TV show for those who weren't around), its voice first going all slow and then really high pitched, the second-rate entity stumbling to reveal the nominees.

"Im-Im-Imogen... and..." said Autobro, but left the group hanging for who the other nominee/s might be.

Of course, this prompted lots of different theories to emerge from the paranoid group, including Aisleyne suggesting that she could be 'up', but the machine deliberately missed her out (her name would normally come first if she was up).

So, as far as they were concerned the nominees could be anyone, and the group would have to wait until the computer got fixed before they'd find out.

In the meantime though, Autobro certainly wound the housemates up by turning off the water, installing a portaloo in the garden and hanging a sign over its keypad saying 'OUT OF ORDER'.

Come back Big Bruv, all is forgiven!

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