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"I'm Sorry Ash, I'm Afraid I Can't Do Chat"

Aisleyne got totally freaked-out last night when she pressed all of Automated Big Bro's buttons and heard the announcement, "You have been evicted". So today, she approached the not-even-present entity with caution.

"Hello automated Big Brother robot-person-that's-going-to-kick-someone-out-shortly. How are you?" said the sleepy 27-year-old, addressing the silicon-chip powered one.

But none of the usual early morning chit-chat was forthcoming, not that the overseeing power usually talks about itself or how it's feeling anyway.

Even so, Ash had to answer her own question before Autobro' announced, "This is automated Big Brother, your visit may be recorded for security or training purposes".

Hmmm... temporary Bro isn't exactly the epitome of stimulating conversation, is it?

But the big-buttoned computer then went a bit 'HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey' (a computer that goes nuts if you haven't seen it), by asking Ash to leave a message when she pressed the button to get out.

"Let me out," screamed the tired promo girl, before saying that she wanted Big Bro back and then dubbed its stand-in an 'automated wally!'

It seems that over the past 10 weeks the group has become dependent on the omnipresent one. Blimey, they need to get out more... oh, that's right, they can't!

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