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Brainbox Glyn Is Baffled By Buttons

They say that Glyn is the most intelligent housemate, but the 18-year-old lifeguard is living proof that being brainy doesn't mean that you necessarily have any common sense.

For the gormless Welshman found it tricky operating Automated Big Brother today, exclaiming, "What am I supposed to do?" when he spotted the huge telephone keypad in the Diary Room.

Erm, just press the buttons in accordance with the instructions Glyn; it ain't exactly rocket science (or making toast!)

So, there were only three options, but the simple student even managed to bungle that, pressing the 'star' button instead of the correct buttons. Repeatedly.

But the automated entity got confused and dished-out the message, "Our system is currently busy, please hold," before playing some traditionally cheesy on-hold muzak.

And after doing an annoying little dance, Glyn went back to pressing buttons and managed to amuse himself by pressing the numbers 6 and 9 in succession.

"Ha ha. Sixty-nine," sniggered the schoolboy, finding the sexually-related innuendo funny. Indeed, it might well have been funny if he was 15-years-old and hadn't repeated it about fifteen times.

Ah well; small things, small minds.

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