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'Top Dog' Aisleyne Forces A Fail

Yesterday, the prisoners got to test their resolve by peeling onions; today, they got to test their lock-picking skills as Big Bro provided them with one-or-two padlocks to open... well, 400 to be precise!

So, with Big Guv having delivered a shedload of locks along with a bunch of keys, the five pretend-crims had to unlock each-and-every one within three hours in-order to pass the task. If they failed, they would incur one fail out of a maximum of five allowed.

But as soon the group put metal to metal, Aisleyne moaned "Too many locks..." and Imogen was similarly cheesed-off, saying, "This is impossible!"

"We are supposed to do twenty (each, per hour), it's impossible! Why are we killing ourselves?" whinged Aisleyne, and after a series of little arguments and mucho negative comments from the feisty 27-year-old, they all agreed to give up.

Looks like someone's snatched the position of Top Dog then?

Hey, that reminds us of the long-running Ozzie cult series 'Prisoner: Cell Block H' ...but hang on, there's no-one to play the parts of nutty, butch Prison Officer, Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson, or sour-faced Deputy Governor, Vera 'Vinegar T*ts' Bennett.

Where's Jayne and Lea when you need 'em? Arf!

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