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Ooh, Get Her!

In a classic case of double standards, Craig wasn’t happy when Kinga took the mickey out of him late tonight.

Having a pop at the loud Londoner because of the noise she was making in the garden, Craig said in frustration, “F***ing hell".

"F***ing hell," repeated Kinga, mocking his camp, often-whiney voice. "I'm Craig," she added.

"You better not be taking the p*** out of me," spat Craig, but Kinga was quick with an amusing (to us) retort: “Why not? What ‘you going to do… bitch?"

But then Craig went off on one, saying, "Don't sit there taking the p***. I've done nothing to deserve you taking the p***",

This prompted Kinga to suggest that it was only a bit of light-hearted mickey-taking, but the camp crimper snapped, "Don't take the mick. I'm TELLING you not to take the mick".

Ooh, get her!

Kinga then retreated to the bedroom to have a bitch about the bossy perm-merchant, where Makosi told her that she was the better person for having let it go.

“You don’t want to be starting with me,” said Kinga, once again mocking Craig’s voice and referring to what he’d said in the garden, before adding rhetorically, “And what? (is he going to do).

Meanwhile, in a highly predictable bout of counter-bitching, Craig said to Anthony, "If she wants to start taking the p*** out of me, I'll take the p*** out of her. Podgy belly. Size 12. No, actually, size 50 on a four-foot munchkin. She don't want to go down that road because I can be a bitch”.

Yes, funnily enough we’d noticed Craig.

However, when the Norfolk porker said that he could ‘take it as well as give it’, it wasn’t all that accurate a statement, because he always throws a hissy fit if anyone dares to criticise.

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