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We Always Knew He Was One!

Anthony caught Craig quite literally with his trousers down this morning, which made for some rather awkward questioning when he opened his eyes.

Waking-up to the sight of Craig in bed, boxer shorts at half-mast, Anthony joined Kinga in questioning the obsessive Norfolk boy over what he’d been up to…

…erm, did they even need to ask?!

Let’s face it, if you watch the live coverage of Big Brother in the evenings, you will DEFINITELY see Craig with a hand down his pants at some point.

Indeed, some fans have even suggested that Craig has some kind of medical problem and should have-been carted-off to the clap clinic weeks ago.

He’s also guilty of having the odd ‘tommy tank’, but then again, that’s only natural seeing as the sexually frustrated (and confused) youngster has been cooped-up for over two months.

But Craig refused to explain what he'd been up-to before the covers inadvertently fell back, offering a simple, “I don't get embarrassed by anything".

“I don't get embarrassed either," said Kinga, who’d recently quizzed the least likely person to openly talk about masturbation, Eugene.

“Have you w****d in the House yet?” asked the overly-frank 20-year-old last night, perhaps keen to practice some of her market research skills.

But Eugene just stuttered a ‘no’, before adding when pushed, “I haven’t felt the need to”.

He then admitted to getting it on with ‘Pam (palm) and her five friends’ (our words, not his) once every couple of months.

Gee, thanks Kinga. We really needed to know that!

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