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Craig's Going For Gold

Craig likes to pretend that he’s not really going for Gold in the prize stakes, but he certainly is in the tanning and 'exaggerating facts' stakes!

Having spent much of his time laying in the garden next to ‘you know who’, the camp crimper has gained a glowing tan that would make Judith Chalmers proud.

Visiting the Diary Room to collect some batteries this morning, the proud youngster asked Big Bro to check-out his golden hue, but the asexual entity didn’t respond to Craig’s flirting.

Craig then told Big Brother that he was ‘ready to be evicted this week’, perhaps because he's keen to get down the gym and become a little more Adonis-like than he currently is?

For in a conversation with Anthony and Eugene later in the day, the increasingly flabby youngster talked about his proposed fitness regime when he gets out of the House.

He also claimed to have practiced Tae Kwon Do before. Hmm...

"I do know about it. I have done it," maintained the renowned fibber, prompting Ant to rib him by saying, “Sorry, Van Damme".

We’ve heard of the ‘Muscles From Brussels’ aka martial arts expert and movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but unless Craig gets down the gym sharpish, the only pseudonym he’ll earn himself is 'The Norfolk Porker!’

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