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The Polite Cowboy

As usual, Derek was up first again today and indulged himself in an early morning shooting session in practice for the Rodeo task.

Yesterday, the sometimes-stroppy political man couldn’t get the hang of aiming his gun, so disappeared off to the pool within minutes of starting the task.

He also threw his pistol at the tin can alley in something of a paddy, frustrated at his inability to hit anything.

Of course, Derek tried to lay the blame on a faulty gun, but when fellow gunslinger Eugene took hold of the item in question, he managed to hit virtually every target he shot at!

So, this morning Del decided to try and hone his skills alone, and despite his moniker as a ‘sharp shooter’, his language was anything but.

There wasn’t even a ‘darn’, 'dam' or ‘dang’ to be heard from the very British cowboy as he persistently missed his target, instead uttering phrases such as ‘dash it’ as he berated himself for failing to dislodge the cans and bottles.

We say: Gosh, one’s skills at handling one's weapon seem to be rather lacking old chap.

In other words… you’re cr*p mate!

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