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Marcus Sent To Jail... Again

Marcus was sent to jail tonight for fiddling with the fixtures and fittings.

After yet more talk about his masturbatory plans (enough, already), Marcus was intent on showing Freddie and Bea his under-cover 'method', but when the pair followed him into the toilet, a concerned Freddie asked, "You're not actually going to..?"

"I might," suggested Marcus, adding the completely superfluous: "I've got a very attractive penis, thank-you for asking". Erm, he didn't ask. No-one did, and no-one is likely to be enquiring in the foreseeable future either.

Yanking at the mirror, Marcus couldn't pull it off, but Big Brother decided to dish-out some stiff punishment and throw him in jail until around 1am for his misbehaviour.

So, was Marcus forced to work on a chain gang and then sent to a squalid little cell to meet Bubba's acquaintance? Nah, he was allowed to lay there in the open-air jail, on a comfy duvet, eating biscuits and chatting to his pals.

That'll learn him. NOT!

PS. We apologise for all the talk about fiddling, yanking, pulling things off and stiff punishment; watching Marcus' childish and oft-crude behaviour seems to be turning us into Beavis and Butthead!

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