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What's Marcus Up-To Now?

With an uncharacteristic (of late) spring in his step, Marcus wrapped himself up in his duvet and headed for the garden in the early hours of Wednesday morning, but what was he up-to?

The ever-so-slightly-odd window maker first began messing around with the decking, and told Big Brother that it needed fixing when the step moved as he flicked it.

Wearing his duvet like a robe, the 35-year-old then started looking through the mirrors to try and see the cameramen, before moving-on to inspect the wall that he'd climbed-up before, you know, the one with the metal ladder-type structure, kindly provided by Big Brother. Doh!

Having a really good look at his surroundings, it was obvious that Marcus was in a mischievous mood, and you had to wonder if he was gonna' do a Ken and hop over the wall to freedom, right there-and-then.

However, his behaviour got more and more strange as the Londoner stood rooted to the spot for a while, and then threw the duvet over his head and began inspecting the ground closely.

A sleepy-headed Charlie got up and observed Marcus' peculiar behaviour through the patio doors, doubtless wondering what the nominee was up-to, and it seems that Marcus had put Big Bruv on edge too, as the entity suddenly announced: "This is Big Brother. Would Marcus turn his microphone on".

However, the mistaken entity had jumped the gun, because the oft-defiant window fitter hadn't actually switched it off, something he immediately proved to Charlie. Oops!

Upon hearing the announcement, Rodders got up and came outside to join the pair, and Marcus declared: "They're being idiots. They think I'm up to something Roddy, because I'm walking around the garden with a duvet over my head, acting suspiciously". He later claimed that he'd found some 'interesting metal and plastic objects'.

Are we the only ones slightly concerned that Marcus is going a bit stir crazy now, genuinely nuts? Not that we have much sympathy for him really, but surely the psychotherapists will have to get involved if his cycle of bizarre-aggressive-bizarre behaviour continues?

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