Big Brother 10 News                                                                     <<

Life's A Fag

Life's a drag in the Big Brother House... however it's anything but a drag when they've run out-of sticks of tobacco to puff on!

It was only a matter of time before the fags ran out and the housemates got desperate for a nicotine fix, and that day came today.

So, with their packets empty, thick-as-thieves smoking partners Karly and Lisa came to the Diary Room to beg for some cigs. However, Big Brother denied their request, and the non-smoking entity reminded them that the group had to pass the weekly shopping budget task first.

Lisa then stooped to a new low, offering Big Bro a quick flash of her boobs in return for a ciggie, but Karly noted: "They see them all the time anyway".

So, unsuccessful in their efforts to blag a couple of smokes, the pair resorted to searching the garden for dog-ends. But Lisa was soon moaning that even prrison inmates are given ciggies, going-on to suggest that Big Brother was trying to starve them.

Erm, we know that the Government recommends five pieces of fruit per day, but we're not so sure about fags!

Check back soon for more Big Brother UK Latest News                         < back    top