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Ladies And Gentlemen, We Give You The 'IDH'

Commenting on what it will be like if gets evicted tonight, nominee Marcus, aka the 'Irrepressible Dark Horse', told Big Brother what he brings to the House today.

Stating that the programme will go from 5 Stars to half-a-star when he's gone, Marcus added: "People will have no further reason to switch on their television set on Channel 4 at 9 o'clock".

When pushed to say what he brings to the party, Marcus said of the IDH: "He brings wit, humour, rugged good looks, athleticism, grotesque muscularity, he waters plants, he changes bins, he does washing-up, he sleeps in the corner, he whistles, he makes crude and ill-witted jokes, he has a superior fashion sense, beautiful sideburns and lovely long hair, he's generous, heroic, macho...".

"Anything else?" mocked Big Bro, prompting Marcus to declare that he is '100% real man'.

It would be easy to think that he's just joking by reeling-off the above list, but if you remember, Marcus painted himself as the absolute King of Cool right at the start of the series, and then became known for bigging himself up in terms of his intelligence, strength and knowledge etc.

To us, coming from a man who lives with his mum, it's a bit ridiculous and frankly we're bemused as-to why a growing number of fans – who were gunning for him for his creepy stalker-like behaviour, overly-macho BS and know-all attitude not so long ago – seem to have suddenly taken to him.

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