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Marcus' Own Face Makes Him Want To Cry!

Marcus caught a glimpse of his Big Brother publicity photo today after the group were set a new task, and he made a beeline for the Diary Room to have a good old moan about it.

To us, the image is as familiar as his face, and when we see it on TV showing those 'Churchill the Insurance Dog' jowls and eyes, unique-but-silly sideburns and bouffant hair-do, we take it for granted.

However, Marcus took the chance to analyse the publicity shot today, telling Big Bro that he dislikes absolutely everything about it. When asked to elaborate, the 35-year-old reeled-off a list: "The expression on my face, how my head is tilted, the position of my body, the little curl bit that could quite easily have been photoshopped out...".

"I just look like an absolute tool... it doesn't even look like me," he added, before stating that he'd have preferred a pose where he was going 'Grrr'.

When he told pal Siavash that it really affects him, the Iranian events man opined that it wasn't that bad, but Marcus just dubbed himself a 'freak' and whinged that everyone else's picture is so nice.

And the factory worker seemed to totally overreact when he declared: "I honestly feel like crying, I really do. After all the things in this House, I've never thought about crying. But looking at that picture makes me wanna' cry".

We know how you feel mate, we really do!

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