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Bea Gets Banged-up!

Feisty trouble-maker Bea more-than met her match today, when Big Brother laid down the law and put her behind bars for breaking the rules. Yay!

Having called the bitchy 24-year-old to the Diary Room, the all-seeing entity didn't even need to say a word before she started excusing the fact that she wasn't wearing her microphone.

But Big Bro wasn't interested in her waffle, spitting: "Bea, as you are aware, it is a fundamental rule of Big Brother that all housemates must wear their microphones unless sleeping at night, washing, showering, or in the pool. Despite numerous reminders, you've continued to disregard this fundamental rule".

Bea interrupted the entity and moaned that she'd just come out-of the shower, but the omnipresent power continued its reprimand: "Bea, as you continue to disregard this rule, you must be punished. You must therefore proceed directly to jail, where you will stay until further notice".

The recruitment consultant couldn't believe what she was hearing and started to get upset, but Big Brother had made its mind up; the answer as-to whether she could have a second chance was, to use one of Bea's favourite words, a negative!

Well, the show now has all the ingredients of naff-but-compelling-to-watch 1980s cult soap opera 'Prisoner Cell Block H'...

There's a wobbly, cheapo prison cell, a Top Dog character named Bea (Bea Smith), bad actors (Charlie), lesbians (Lisa), complete thickos (Dave) and a baddie with a bouffant hair-do, referred-to as 'The Freak' a la Joan Ferguson (Marcus, who dubbed himself a 'freak' when he saw his publicity photo recently).

The thing is, in 'Priz', as people affectionately called it at the time, inmates were plotted against, duffed-up and even met their demise on a regular basis.

Just watch your back, Bea!

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