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Stu's 'Teaming' With Confidence

Could 'Team Handsome', the pointless band of brothers made up of Stu and three of his old school pals, have finally met their match today?

Stuart declared that the Team were set to go on holiday together when he got out of the house, but Michelle seemed peeved that she would not be there to chaperone her man.

Evidently in something of a retaliatory mood, the possessive housemate nonchalantly stated that she would be on holiday with 'Team Gorgeous', a group consisting of Nadia's sexy friends with their long blonde hair, and her own 'gorgeous' friends.

"I wonder who'll get the most attention?" she pondered sarcastically.

But Stu boy wasn't fazed, saying, "Two issues to raise with you... going away with Team Handsome will just be amazing. Secondly, we don't get attention - people just faint at our feet when we walk past".

However, having seen the other members of Team Handsome several times now, we wonder if he actually meant 'people just laugh in our faces when we attempt to chat them up?'

Brad Pitt, they are certainly not!

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