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They're At It again!

No, we're not referring to Shell and Victor going hammer and tongs, but to Michelle and Stuart playing tonsil hockey under a blanket again!

It was supposed to be the night when the newlyweds would consummate their marriage, but no-one ever expected that to happen really, especially given that Shell and Vic both have partners on the outside.

So, last night, Michelle decided to try and consummate it for them...

As the near-hedonistic housemate and her hapless man got comfy, Michelle set about snogging him like a facehugger from the Alien movies!

There was then talk about dimming the lights and Michelle offered to see if it could be done. "Would you like me to ask Big Brother? Would 'ya... WOULD 'YA?" she pushed.

But when Stu showed little interest in the idea, the controlling Geordie girl said, "Oh my god, I feel like you're gonna' upset me... are you?"

Stu relented and having got the lights dimmed, Michelle ripped a white sheet off the table in the garden and set about building a tent in the pamper room, with the aid of as many cushions as she could find.

Aye up, here we go!

With a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door, the canoodling couple disappeared under the makeshift tent until Stu was called to the diary room by Big Bro.

"Aww, you're spoiling it," muttered Michelle as her man exited the room, but the all-seeing power allowed their little 'den within a den' to remain.

But did they get up to anything again? Keep it here to find out.

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