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The Part Monty

As sure as eggs is eggs, the guys went for a Full Monty routine at the girls' hen night tonight... but it was more Part Monty to be honest!

Just before Tom Jones' memorable 'You Can Leave Your Hat On' blared into the house, s*x-mad Michelle got rather excited, chanting "Nudity! Nudity! Nudity!", before adding, "Come on boys, don't be scared of momma!"

Oo-er, be afraid boys. Be VERY afraid!

The lads duly shuffled in and, just like the occasion when Sergeant Michelle made two of her men (Stu and Vic) perform a 'Private' Dance in the bedroom, Victor looked decidedly uneasy.

However, prancing around the room in their bow ties and hats, the boys soon got into the swing of things, with Jay reveling in the chance to show off his bod.

Stuart also got right into it, looking as though he'd definitely practised some of the moves in front of a mirror before.

With the ladies tucking fake money into the boys' strides, the performance came to a climax as said trousers were duly ripped off at the end of the song, to reveal their pants and posing pouches.

So, not quite the Full Monty, but it certainly made the girls' (hen) night and got Michelle 'in the mood'. She later made a makeshift Love Shack under the dining room table and lured hapless Chicken Stu into it.

We DID warn you to watch-out Stu!

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