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Is The Harem Still Powerful?

The Jungle Cats have had another of their customary bedroom pow wow's today and went gunning for wavering 'JC' Stuart in the process.

In what is turning out to be pretty-much the only conversation Vic and Jay are capable of making, they talked about the game and had a whinge about Stu's current position.

"He's lost his identity, that's what it is," said Victor, annoyed that the youngest remaining housemate vowed many weeks ago to leave the house a Jungle Cat, but has since left the fold.

Jay agreed, saying that Stu was, "On a leash", but then gave him the benefit of the doubt by suggesting that his behaviour was probably down to his youth.

However, Vic refuted the notion, spitting, "But mate, when I was 20 I was a f******g lion... I was banging chicks that were, like, older than Michelle".

The blame for Stuart's defection was laid, rather predictably, on Michelle and it was noted that she never seems to leave his side. You don't say?!

So, although Michelle has lost most of the fighting spirit she showed whilst in the bedsit, it looks rather like the (remnants of the) harem is prevailing.

Marco would be proud.

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