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Randy Ray's Favourite Subject!

During a drunken conversation in the reward room tonight, the group's last night enjoying the 60's theme, Steph got involved in a conversation about 'solo' sex but an uncomfortable Cameron abstained.

Big-time prude Cameron visibly squirmed as Jon challenged him to voice an opinion on masturbation, something he refused to do.

As the slurring Mr. Tickle pushed to hear Cam's stance, things got a little heated when Cam barked, "If I had wanted to give an opinion, I would have done before now".

The subject of rumpy pumpy had earlier reared it's head, prompting Ray to ponder the subject, "Women don't think about sex every 6 seconds, do they?"

"Apparently not. More fool them, I say," replied borderline letch Jon, before confirming that he wouldn't pleasure himself in the house like Ray had.

But when Ray tried to suggest that it's about how comfortable you are with your own body, Steph snapped, "It's not about your body, it's about perversion!"

"It's wrong. It's not something I need in my life," concluded Steph, evidently oblivious to the many biology books out there that say it's completely natural.

Still, multiple-time 'merchant banker' Ray has nothing to worry about, as recent studies have suggested that it can actually prevent cancer in men if performed regularly.

Not that the h*rny housemate actually needs an excuse!

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