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Lisa Manipulates Ray

Lisa has collared Ray and attempted to effect the king of all manipulative manoeuvres tonight.

Around 1am, the housemates were returned to the House after the dramatic bomb scare which caused them to be evacuated. Big Bro provided some refreshments and while everyone else went out into the garden, Lisa sat chatting in the lounge area with Ray.

"What a weird, weird night," began Lisa, reflecting on the night's mad and unpredictable events. However, the Welsh witch then proceeded to put a highly cunning four-stage plan of manipulation into place, which went something like this:

Stage 1 - Buttering Ray Up

Making a toast to nominee Ray's survival this week, Lisa said, "Here's to you staying... I hope so, I really do", before apologising for winding him up on the first night she entered the house. She then complimented the increasingly drunk Irish lad on being one of the only housemates to give her some attention, although in fairness she'd collared him tonight really.

Hmm, would the flattery work?

Stage 2 - Intimidating Ray

The next stage in Lisa's plan was to intimidate Ray and even though he is a feisty character himself, it worked.

"I don't take sh** over nobody Ray," began the Vinnie Jones style tough-girl routine, before moaning about how no-one ever invites her to come and sit with them.

After claiming that it takes a lot of balls (snigger) to come into the House after 6 weeks, the butch housemate then got all Mafia-like and bluntly stated, "F***ing cross me and anybody in the house will be sorry," paradoxically concluding with, "...(but) not in a nasty way".

Erm, how else can a threat like that be taken?

All Ray could do was acknowledge her potential wrath by saying, "I know, I know", especially as she'd re-iterated that people in Cardiff are scared of her and also directly intimidated him by declaring, "You're a tough guy but I'd have you in tears Ray".

Her behaviour got all the more bizarre and ridiculous as she later claimed to have done self defence and was therefore able to, "Kill somebody with these two fingers".

Stage 3 - Putting Words Into Ray's Mouth

Having got the Galway boy eating from her hand, Lisa then subtly suggested that he might like to have a word with people and inform them that they've been unreasonable to her, not giving the best of welcomes.

Ray was caught hook, line and sinker and replied, "I will say something to the boys," prompting Lisa to state that she would be really annoyed if he said anything to the whole group. She basically put the words in his mouth and forced him to form an opinion that he didn't really have i.e. that she's had a rough deal so far.

Stage 4 - Covering Her Tracks

The final stage in the plan was instructing Ray to tell the other group members that the pair were just discussing the bomb scare, to throw them off scent of the real topic of conversation.

Wow. We've always thought that Lisa was hard faced, but her bad attitude certainly won't endear her to the voting fans.

In the end, Lisa kept Ray talking for hours and the whole thing was rather laughable, with the 35-year-old Welsh girl coming across like a character out of Prisoner Cell Block H, namely Joan Ferguson otherwise known as 'The Freak!'

But, will Ray stay under her control or will he do his own thing once the drink wears off?

Stick around to find out!

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