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You Wouldn't Bereave It!
Big Brother has set another mini-task, but Jade was having
major problems communicating the instructions this afternoon.
In a hilarious scene, the dizzy dental nurse began reading-out
the sheet provided by Big Bro, proceeding to kill the English
language as she went along!
"An after-dinner speech should always be probably researched
and planned..." "REHEARSED," corrected Jonny,
sat looking over her shoulder.
"Never use smarty..." "SMUTTY", corrected
Jonny a second time.
"The ideal sesructor...", she continued. "STRUCTURE",
said Jonny, before taking over and reading the next part himself:
"The ideal structure should start with an ice-breaking
laugh."
Back to Jade. "When devastating jokes..." "DEVISING",
corrected Jonny, probably getting a bit annoyed by now.
"...devising jokes, puns and avalines..." continued
Jade. "ONE-LINERS", said the fireman, bringing some
sense to the sentence and eradicating any confusion relating
to the female character from Carla Lane's 80's TV-series 'Bread'.
"Oh! I can't even see and I can't read either,"
moaned Jade, who was admittedly sat in 'squint-provoking'
direct sunlight.
However, she soldiered on with the comical reading. "Accordiate,
yeh?" said the Bermondsey Blonde, looking for confirmation
from Jonny over the legitimacy of her next made-up word. "ANECDOTE",
replied the Geordie joker in despair.
But the mis-reading continued relentless. "Anecdotes
are always good especially if you are the better of the jokes,"
read Jade. "BUTT!" exclaimed Jonny with a smile.
"Be ready for herkles..." she warned. "HECKLERS"
corrected Jonny, before explaining it's meaning.
"Use jesters..." explained Jade. "GESTURES",
amended the County Durham lad. "To refrain..." she
continued. "To REINFORCE", came the response.
And with that, Jade took the hint and realised that perhaps
she was better-off letting someone else read-out the instructions.
Jonny subsequently took-over and read-out the guidelines with
not a mangled word in sight.
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