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The Mini-Task - How They Fared

Donning some bizarre-looking outfits, the group began performing their task at 8pm tonight.

Jonny went first and, wearing a top hat and cape, introduced himself as, "Probably the crappest magician you'll ever see in the land, Dirk the Berk the Diabolical!"

Under his new persona, Jonny wheeled-out his repertoire of tricks one after another, including piercing a balloon with a needle, Chinese rings and the classic 'producing a bunch of flowers from nowhere.'

It was an entertaining performance that would have pleased many a 6-year-old! Paul Daniels eat your heart out.

'Accordion Al' was the next to perform and, having miraculously managed to survive the past 24 hours without having his instrument rammed up his jacksy, he launched into a rendition of 'When The Saints Go Marching In!'

The lederhosen-clad Essex boy put in a near-faultless performance and will hopefully now stop his incessant playing of that damned accordion... where's 'clumsy' Alison when you need her?! "Oops, I seem to have destroyed your accordion Alex."

The third performer was a pink-leotard-wearing Kate, who introduced herself as 'Kate The Klutz' before showing-off her plate spinning skills.

After a number of tricks, her act culminated in a proposed 6-plate simultaneous spin. However the IT girl only managed to keep 5 plates on the go, but nevertheless, the audience of three were pleased.

Jade's act was the finale of the show and, dressed in some 'Artful Dodger' style garb, she pulled no punches as 'Miss Goody Gob*hite' the ventriloquist.

With dummy Jack sat on her knee, the dipsy dental nurse launched into her act and the audience soon forgot that they could clearly see her lips moving when Jack spoke.

And her wooden chum pulled a bit of a blinder when, sounding like Harry Enfield's Waynetta Slob character, he told Jade to shut up!

With that kind of attitude, the wooden one surely has to be in with a chance of becoming Alex's new best mate?!

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