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Alex, Or Neanderthal Man?

The fussy one surfaced nice and early this morning, but was looking a little 'worse for wear' after last night's drinking sesh'.

Walking past a zonked-out Jade on the sofa, the Essex boy looked like the guy from the cereals advert, who starts his day as Neanderthal man!

With his hair sticking-out all over the place and shirt tucked into his 'kacks, it was hard to believe that he was a male model. 'Attrac-tive,' as the BB girls might have sung to the tune of Liberty X's latest song.

Alex cleaned up the 'tip of a kitchen' and then proceeded to give himself a wash and brush-up, by jumping into a hot bath.

Feeling better after his soak and looking a lot more presentable, he moved to the bedroom to get dressed. However, he couldn't escape the reminders of last night's alcohol-fuelled antics.

The remainder of a pile of sick stared him in the face as donned his togs and rather strangely, he continued to stare at it for a little while!

But, he was soon out of the 'pit' and into the garden, practising his accordion playing and bellowing-out yet another rendition of 'When The Saints Go Marching In.'

Aaarghhh! Watching the coverage on e4 and the 'net, that bloody thing is 'doing our nut!'

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