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Tim In Soft-core P*rno Movie
On the night of the recent party, Tim looked every bit the
70's p*rno star with dodgy barnet and walrus tache. However,
it has now been revealed that he is in fact a real
p*rno star!
But this unlikely situation has nothing to do with the dubious
stuff on all those late night cable channels, but to the fact
that Tim has made a secret home video of himself being entertained
by a stripper.
In the footage unveiled by the News Of The World, shot on
a hidden camera in the posh boy's bedroom, the slim stripper
gets all her own kit off plus Tim's shorts.
She then writhes around on his lap, stopping short of any
full-on sexual activity. However, an aroused Tim offers her
money to take things further several times before she eventually
leaves saying, "No. I just do stripping and that's all."
Despite Tim being a graduate who previously described himself
as 'stylish, well educated and intelligent,' it seems that
he has shot himself in the libido by flogging the video-taped
evidence to a shop along with camera. Doh!
So, his comments about Jade being common and Jonny playing-up
to the cameras are looking decidedly rich now. As are his
claims that the Big Brother fans who vote are, "Too f***ing
unintelligent" to appreciate his qualities. Some qualities?
No wonder he was looking nervous on Friday night. It looks
like he can get the girls, but then, that's not much
of a boast when you have to get your wallet out, is it?
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