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Tim Prepares Himself For Panto
After a calming chat with Big Brother this evening, Tim has
emerged from the diary room and likened himself to one of
Cinderella's Ugly Sister's!
The posh graduate suggested that he faces a dilemma similar
to David Beckham in World Cup France '98, when virtually the
whole nation turned against him, after he kicked-out at another
player and got sent-off.
"Of course they don't hate me, they don't know me,"
he said reassuring himself, before adding, "I'm not going
to become king but I'm also not going to be beheaded. I'm
not being judged by God."
Nervously chewing on his lip, he continued, "I'm not
going out there to have my whole life booed. It's just a bloody
game, it's not life and death, our life is out there"
(pointing towards the windows).
"It's just a pantomime. A long panto. If they're going
to boo me, they're going to boo me. I'm just the ugly sister.
I can live with that."
Big Brother 1's Nasty Nick was a bit of a git and he ended-up
in panto. Will Tim now follow suit?!
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