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Jade's Half-baked Plan

Jade already has a considerable body tan, but the Bermondsey girl came-up-with a new plan to enhance it this afternoon.

Making her way to the kitchen, Jade began to pour cooking oil into a cup, thereby prompting Tim to quiz the dizzy dental nurse over what she was intending to cook. Erm, herself Tim!

"I put it all over myself," came the serious reply, a statement that horrified the Worcester lad.

"I've done it before. I'm a sun worshipper I know all the little tricks," boasted Jade, before disappearing into the garden to apply the improvised lotion.

She then proceeded to slap it all over before laying back and waiting for the sun to, well, cook her. Most people would use a suntan lotion to block the sun's rays, not baste their body in oil and attempt to cook themselves to a crisp!

Needless to say, Big Bro soon called the confused housemate into the diary room and pointed-out the very serious problems with her half-baked plan.

Sometimes, she's not the full rasher our Jade, is she?!

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