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The Country Hates Me

Tim has been telling confidante Alex, that he's had enough of life in the Big Brother house.

But what's brought this on all of a sudden?

Is it the fact that the posh boy simply cannot survive without a butler? Or perhaps it's due to a necessity to dye his hair an unfeasibly unnatural colour in light of G-day passing?

No, it's probably got something to do with the shouts of "Get Tim Out!" heard over-and-above the considerable cheers for PJ. Yep, that'll do it!

Chatting to the male model with hands on both his shoulders, Tim revealed, "I'm desperate to leave... and that tonight has obviously reinforced it."

"You're joking?" Alex replied, perhaps having flashbacks of when Tim's predecessor upped-and-left, leaving the model without a close ally. "If you go, what am I supposed to do here?", said the concerned Essex boy.

"Well I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to be selfish," responded Tim. "That's what I felt when PJ left. I've got to bloody put up with Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee," Tim moaned, presumably referring to Jade and Jonny.

Alex tried to console his pal, suggesting that perhaps people were jealous of what he had. And no, he wasn't referring to Tim's 'Hugh Grant' looks and his Jordan-rivalling cleavage!

"The idea of people knowing you've got a 3-Series convertible might have been one reason," suggested Alex.

"But that was like hatred out there," replied Tim, posing the intended-rhetorical question, "Why are they going to hate me?

To that, Alex suggested that it could be because he was well-spoken, prompting the Worcester 'toff' to declare, "Will Young won Pop Idol and he's the bloody same as me."

Erm, no Timmy, he's nothing like you mate. He's talented, interesting, witty, arguably better-looking and probably, a lot richer!

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