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The Height Of Stupidity?

Jade joined PJ and Alex in the garden this morning, and regaled them with an unfeasible holidaying tale.. or was it?

Talking about a flight to the Dominican Republic last year, she told how she'd visited a downstairs toilet.

"How old are you?" asked a bemused Alex, continuing his scepticism with, "How much had you drunk?"

But the Bermondsey girl was adamant that he HAD walked down some stairs to get to the loo on a plane.

"Are you sure you weren't on a ferry?", added a p**s-taking PJ.

But Alex wouldn't let the 2-storey plane idea drop and stated, "Stairs involve going to other floors... I've literally gone on every plane there is."

"We went down!" snapped Jade as the boys became more and more amused.

"It was probably a dream you had," Alex offered.

"God, are you listening?", Jade laughed. "I swear to God!"

"If you go downstairs you're walking into the f***ing luggage compartment!" giggled Alex, only to hear more cries of, "I swear to God" from Jade.

"Are you sure it wasn't the airport?" chipped-in PJ, continuing to rib the dizzy dental nurse and causing Alex to laugh even more.

As the conversation got even more potentially silly, Jade described how the toilet walls were green (oh, that really helps explain things) and how she had to strap herself in.

The mocking pair suggested that she had become delusional because 'altitude can make you go funny,' before Alex declared, "Oh I know. They might have just made one plane with a downstairs toilet!"

The thing is, we're no plane spotters here at BBO, but isn't there a double-decker plane in existence... or have we just been spending too much time listening to Jade's 'often-skewed' take on things?!

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