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Kate Pi**ed In Alex's Bath
That headline? Do we mean that Kate is pi**ed (drunk) and
sat in the bath with Alex, or that she has literally
pi**ed in his bath?! Read on...
Holding a glass of wine and donning a skimpy bikini, Kate
joined Alex in the tub this evening for a soak and a chat.
However, even though PJ walked-in and then promptly left with
a smile on his face, there was to be no hanky-panky for the
wrinkly pair.
In fact, it was more like a scene from a health club than
from a steamy movie, with the chat resembling that of two
female beauticians, gossiping away about the virtues of exfoliation!
"Did you have a skin regime before you became a model?"
asked Kate.
"Not really," replied Alex. "It was just a
case of skin moisturiser. I've always used that."
But then things turned nasty as Kate decided to play a trick
on the germ-free Essex boy, by claiming that she had 'pi**ed
in the bath.'
Alex, checking out the murky water, was reeling as thoughts
of Week 1's 'Weegate' scandal came flooding back. However,
the pretty IT girl soon put him out of his misery, by claiming
that she was only joking and insisting that, "I am clean
honest, I am."
WHAT? Hasn't Kate learnt anything yet... she might aswell
have shown a red rag to a bull. Peeing in the bath is NOT
a laughing matter you know!
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