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No Masterbathing For PJ

It should have been a day of 'living it up' for Master Alex, however he was not especially happy that his servant for the day was male.

Nothing against PJ in particular, but the model was quick to point-out when referring to all the lotions and potions that, "Girls can do it to each other, it's normal. If two guys get into the bath together, it's front-page news."

Servant PJ, a confirmed ladies man, was keen to address Alex's comments.

"It's okay for two guys to get in the bath together wearing pants, but when they start rubbing oil on each other and shampooing each others' hair, it's sticking in your archive file for the next 20 years."

We just couldn't help but think of Avid Merrion, Number 1 Big Brother Superfan and captor of 'The Craig!'

If you have no idea what we're talking about (you don't watch e4 then?), look-out for our forthcoming feature on this very funny, but rather disturbing fan!

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